GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE JUNE 23, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFabulous Social Life ETHAN GREEN... By Eric ORner. Etienne's RESTAURANT in MONTRÉAL ISAS ALWAYS, BUCKY AND CHARLOTTE ARE SUSE'S A LITTLE CRANKY WHEN You Pick him CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS. He Decides To PAY Picious OF YOUR NEW LOVE INTEREST. This is bE UP AT THE AIRPORT, HAS FLIGHT CIRCLED FOR You A visit. FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE Landing. IS THE WEATHER HERE ALWAYS SO DAMP? I DUNNO. KISS ME.

CAUSE THEY don'T UNDERSTAND HOW INCREdibLY WONDERFUL Etienne is, AN& ALSO BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS.

YEAN THAT'S IT. WE'RE

TER

détienne.

ALSO, IT TURNS OUT HE'S ALLERGIC to "PETS OF ANY KiNd" so Lucy is SENT TO STAY WITH RELATIVES IN UP-STATE NEW YORK.

ROCHESTES

WHY THIS CRUMS CAKE

RECIPE IS SINFUL! gracious

Still, The SEX YOU HAVE during The Week is AMAZING...

Which HELPS You Fail To NOTICE HOW HE CAME ON TO BUCK WHEN THE THREE OF YOU WENT TO SEE "MURILL'S Wedding”

I'M NOT SURPRISED ETHAN FANDS THIS FILM AMUSING. HIS TASTES ARE A bit gejune, N'EST CE PAS ACTUALLY, I THINK HE'S A PISCES..AND WOULD YOU MIND GETTING YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY CROTCH

1FR

CATAWAY

Dykes To Watch Out For

INTENTIONAL

YES!

SHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FINALLY GOT THE IR NAPTIMES SYNCHRONIZED!

DON'T WORRY. IT WON'T LAST. WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

FAMILY VALUES

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CLIK

UH... TEETHING BISCUITS AND A JUICE BAR?

SO GLORIA, I'M GONNA DO IT. I'M GONNA TELL MY PARENTS I'MA BIG DYKE.

WHAT ELSE IS NEW? YOU'VE BEEN GONNA TELL THEM EVER SINCE I MET YOU.

NOW I REALLY MEAN IT. JEZANNA'S MOM HAVING CANCER GOT ME THINKING, Y'KNOW? WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE LEFT?!

WELL, GREAT! I KNOW IT'S SCARY, BUT YOU CAN DO

IT. BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

ARE YOU KIDDING? THEY COULD GO TO COURT LIKE SHARON BOTTOMS' MOM AND SUE FOR CUSTODY OF RAFFI, FOR STARTERS!

GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CASE? THE VIRGINIA SUPREME COURT HAS THE NERVE TO GIVE CUSTODY TO THE KID'S GRANDMOTHER BECAUSE HE'D EXPERIENCE" SOCIAL CONDEMNATION BY LIVING WITH HIS LESBIAN PARENTS. TALK ABOUT A FUCKING CIRCULAR ARGUMENT!

YEAH. AND FLORIDA JUST UPHELD A BAN AGAINST GAYS AND LESBIANS ADOPTING KIDS. NOT AGAINST CONVIC TED FELONS, OR REGISTERED CHILD ABUSERS, BUT AGAINST YOU AND ME! IT MAKES ME SICK, THE WAY THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLS, OUR FAMILIES! T

CAREFUL. SOMEONE MIGHT MISTAKE YOU FOR ONE OF THOSE MILITIA MEMBERS, RANTING ABOUT GOVERNMENT TYRANNY.

OH, DON'T GET ME START. ED! THOSE HYPOCRITES! IF IT WERE UP TO THEM, EVERYONE WHO WASN'T BLONDE, HET, AND PRESBYTERIAN WOULD BE STERILIZED OR SHOT.

HON,

CALM DOWN! IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!

I WISH IT WAS. BUT THESE "PATRIOTS AND FUNDAMENTALISTS REALLY HAVE LEVERAGE IN CONGRESS.

I KNOW. IT'S SCARY. I DON'T WANT STELLA GROWING UP IN A COUNTRY RUN BY FOCUS ON THE FAMILY AND THE N.R.A.

LET'S TAKE THE KIDS AND RUN AWAY!

UH...WHAT ABOUT OUR LOVERS?

THEY'RE SO BUSY WITH THEIR JOBS, THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE WE'RE GONE

OKAY! WHERE SHOULD WE GO? CANADA? NEW ZEALAND? SOME NICE SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY?

MOMMY.

PUFFER

RAFFI! HOW

JUITH

DID YOU GET OUT

BOXTH,

OF YOUR CRIB?

MOMMY.

HUH. IF CLARICE FINDS OUT HE CALLED ME MOMMY, WE MAY HAVE TO LEAVE THE

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